Thursday, December 19, 2013
Sunday, July 21, 2013
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Betting on suicide funny
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both
watching the television when the news came on.
It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to
jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't,"
said the second guy. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money. "I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
Monday, July 8, 2013
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Men's solution to women talking too much joke
People say that women talk too much.
But there's no problem, cause the male ear's is SELECTIVE.
Example:
when a women say:
This house is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this,
Your stuff is all on the floor,
You will be without clothes If u don't wash them NOW.
The male ear only understands:
bla, bla, bla, Honey
bla, bla, bla, You and I
bla, bla, bla, on the floor
bla, bla, bla, without clothes
bla, bla, bla, NOW!
chinese challenge
Saturday, July 6, 2013
girlfriend caughtFriday, July 5, 2013
Funny reason why Harbhajan Singh slapped Sreesanth
funny reason why Harbhajan Singh slapped Sreesanth
Funny Silly Indian political solution to avoid rape
funny silly indian political solutions to avoid rapeMagic box game
1. have a close look at the boxes.
2. See if the two boxes have the same exact shade of gray.
3. It's a NO right?
4. Now cover the middle area where the two boxes meet with your hand or fingers.
5. Watch closely.
6. Surprised?
magic color boxes
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Funny Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
The same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie
Famous Quotes on Sachin Tendulkar
9 Famous Quotes on Sachin
Tendulkar.....!!!
1. "I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar." -Brian Lara(WI)
2. ''We did not lose 2 a team called India , we lost 2 a man called Sachin'' - Mark Taylor(aus)
3. "Nothing bad can happen 2 us if we were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it.''-Hashim Amla(SA)
4. ''He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also. -Waqar Younis(Pak)
5. ''There r 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1. Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others .-Andy Flower(ZIM)
6. "I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.-Matthew Hayden(AUS)
7. "I see myself when i see Sachin batting.-Don Bradman(AUS)
8. "Do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even God is busy watching his batting. -Australian Fan The Best One
9. Barack Obama - "I don't know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not b'coz I love his play its b'coz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by
5 percent when he's batting"
Tuesday, July 2, 2013
Haunted Car Story
This happened in Khandala Ghat near Lonavala in India during June 8th night. A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the expressway as he wanted to see the scenery along the old road. When he reached the ghat his car broke down - he was stranded miles from nowhere. Having no choice he started walking on the side of the road, hoping to geta lift to the nearest hotel. It was dark and rainy. And pretty soon he got wet and Shivering. The night rolled on and till 1AM no car passed by. Then suddenly he saw a car coming towards him. It slowed and then stopped next to him- without thinking this guy opened the door and jumped in. Seated in the back, he leaned forward to thank the person who had saved him. But he realized there was Nobody behind the wheel & even though there was no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car started moving slowly. The guy looked at the road ahead and saw a curve coming. Scared almost to death he started to pray, begging the Lord for his life. He hadn't come out of shock, when just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and moved the wheel! The car made the curve safely and continued on the road to the next bend. The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every time before a curve and moved the steering wheel just enough to get the car around each bend. Finally, The guy saw lights ahead. Gathering his courage he opened the door of the silent, slowly moving car,scrambled out and ran as hard as he could towards the lights. It was a small restaurant, He stumbled into that and asked for water, and broke down. Then he started talking about the horrible experience he'd just been through. . .There was dead silence in the restaurant when he stopped talking .. . . ...............and that's when ...Santa and Banta Singh walked in. Santa pointed at that guy and said, "Look Banta, that's the idiot who got into our car when we were pushing it."
Monday, July 1, 2013
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